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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

backdoorteenmom:

mrbritneyhaynes:

bbackdoorteenmom:

when you’re an international pop star with multiple number 1 hits but nobody in the room knows who you are

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Multiple #1 hits:image

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International Popstar:

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when you make a post saying ariana grande has multiple number 1 hits and find out she doesn’t even have 1

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wigwum:

me in the club

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me at family parties

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lickystickypickyshe:

perfect

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

When your mum hasn’t gone shopping in 3 weeks

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